"You don't care what I want, you only care about what's best for me."
-Usually shouted at the top of the lungs when told it's time to stop playing video games or any other fun activity
"I think I have a VCR memory, but the tape is only a few seconds long, and it works better if I close my eyes."
-Following a discusion of photographic memory
"You didn't know that tarantulas take 4 to 8 years to mature, and you even went to college."
-After a unit at school on spiders